The ugliest combination of any two words in the English language. It has been said that "cellar door" is the most beautiful combination of words in the English language. "Moist teat" is the opposite of "cellar door."
Person: Moist teat.
Other person: I feel uncomfortable all over.
when the person speaking is drinking some water.
This started on a thread when someone pointed out that water was the oldest drink but had no nicknames, unlike coca cola.
Person 1: Hey bro! Whatcha doin?
Person 2: just sippin on some moist
Person 3: wtf
The act of taking your dick out of a wet vagina and sticking your finger in then using the juice to give the girl a wet willy.
I was having sex with Jason but halfway through he gave me a moist willy it was really weird.
The destroyer of worlds, they destroyed the world of Toaster Town and made T0ASTERB0I the last of his kind, although their origins are unknown some say they are space pirates that attack nearby planets in their universe.
Do you know of the Moist Men? They are the destroyer of worlds and killed thousands of innocent Toasters!
When you are just too moist for this world. #Beau #Jacob #Aj
Sorry Rebecca, I'm just too HYPER MOIST.
Insult: if someone is being intentionally foolish or incompetent to get out of having to complete a task. A very common behaviour among the youngest sibs.
"Beth, quit blowing bubbles with the dish soap and do the dishes. You're being a moist doily."