a shobe that has water all over its fur
“Mom, look at that moist shobe!”
You wet your big toe and stick it in somebody's ear. It's like a wet willy, but with your big toe.
I'm going to give you a moist milton later..
When you subscribe to HAMBONE! on YouTube, your nipples get inflammatory and just get all wet and moist.
Person 1: Dude I just watched HAMBONE! 's new vid called cuisine analysis and my nipples got so moist I couldn't go to school the next day
Person 2: I know right, that's what happened to me when I subscribed to Air Owen
Moist nipples: very firm
Two of the worst words combined in history
Get those moist chunks away from me.
When you walk up to a random strangers car and skeet skeet skeet all over their front windshield.
I just moist carred all over that poor old man's car.
An epically failed wet willie that just makes everything awkward and moist
Sara: Why'd you lick the top of my ear?
John: I tried the Moist Willard