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A girl who loves it when guys mullets get moist.
Omg, look at Bobby and Dean shake their moist mullets! That’s soooo hot!
Oatmeal before it is microwaved, and simply has dry oatmeal and milk/ water in the bowl.
"I mean you could also say moist oatmeal is just cereal, but last time i heard cereal isn't supposed to be microwaved"
"what the fuck"
when the person speaking is drinking some water.
This started on a thread when someone pointed out that water was the oldest drink but had no nicknames, unlike coca cola.
Person 1: Hey bro! Whatcha doin?
Person 2: just sippin on some moist
Person 3: wtf
Memories that are sexual in nature.
Usually used for masturbation.
I couldn't stop thinking about the moist memories I had with Rachel.
A white woman ready for sex. A naughty little thing.
Ex. This Triscuit is covered in balsamic vinegar. What a moist cracker!
Ex. I'm hungry for a moist cracker!
Moist crackers is a term used to say something is shitty, but funny.
"I died so many times on this level!" Thats moist crackers my guy.
Bro Sally and I stayed up texting last night . she said the next morning she "moist the bed". Damn bro through text?