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A creepy alternative to "wet signature," which is currently used in banking and other circumstances that require a tangible, ink signature as opposed to just a digital signature.
I have to actually go into the bank. They need a moist signature to close my account.
When you recreate the Francis Scott Key Bridge with 2 guys. One guy slaps his penis harshly across another hard penis resting on a table cracking it like a glow stick and then quickly shoving it up his rectum.
Guy 1: i saw the francis scott key bridge collapse this morning it was terrible
Guy 2: yea but it reminded me that you promised me a moist bridge collapse
Rating of how wet something makes you.
On a scale from moist to tsunami, noodle soup is a strong tide.
A girl who loves it when guys mullets get moist.
Omg, look at Bobby and Dean shake their moist mullets! That’s soooo hot!
Oatmeal before it is microwaved, and simply has dry oatmeal and milk/ water in the bowl.
"I mean you could also say moist oatmeal is just cereal, but last time i heard cereal isn't supposed to be microwaved"
"what the fuck"
that feeling you get when you have the urge to lick some pussy and you can't stop staring at it you're so damn horny.
The other day this chick had the biggest cameltoe I'd ever seen and I was so Tongue-Moist the janitor gave me a mop!
a nigga who is in his feelings about some shit he doesn't normally speak about as a nigga
Luke: "bro like i wrote a poem for her, what do you think?" Cedrick:" it's dope and i see you were on that Moist Nigga tip"