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1. "I was feeling lonely at home last night so i started rustlin' the love muscle."
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I'm leaving my bithe's house, had to get some warm wet muscle real quick!
youtube bro science worth watching for workout reference, despite jealous haterz on other channels.
dude 1: yo, are we making all kindz of muscle gains?
dude 2: nah, we gotta watch more twin muscle workout biatch!
dude 1: yeah, then we'll hit that gym...
dude 2: we do what the fuck we wanna do!
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A muscle in the vagina, used to call someone when they are a complete homo.
Robert: I like long walks on the beach where I feel close to nature
Anthony: You are such a cunt-muscle
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The muscles- or more likely the lack thereof- found in the male abdominal area. This phrase is a tailor-made justification for excessive amber nectar consumption, and places the onus on drinking a six-pack, rather than having one.
'Been to the gym lately?'
'Nah, but I gave the beer muscles a good workout last night.'
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On December the 11th, every person should tell "my mom" jokes
Person 1: I'm gonna participate in Muscle Man's day this year
Person 2: you know who else will participate in Muscle Man's day? MY MOM