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A fart so concentrated and large in magnitude that it explodes through your pants and Fus-Ro-Dah's any object within 200 feet, leaving a dangerous amount of fart radiation on the area for years which gives people asskemia.
1. Did you hear that Josh let out a Mushroom Fart on his date last night?
2. In 1945, two obese Americans Mushroom Farted in Hiroshima and Nagasaki and gave many Japanese people asskemia.
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The act of sneaking up on someone and slapping them with your penis hard enough so that it leaves a "mushroom" type bruise.
God damn that mushroom surprise hurt.
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either a circumcised penis, or a non-circumcised penis in which the foreskin is always kept pulled back
I'm so glad I'm not circumcised, that means I get to keep my my foreskin pulled back from the mushroom part of my mushroom dick thus avoiding "dick cheese", then push it back over whenever I want, and STILL not have any fucked-up cosmetic surgery on my cock
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To whip someone with the head of your penis leaving a tatoo resembling a mushroom tattoo
andrews wordchode/word gives weird mushroom tattoos
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The male organ often recognized as the penis. Webster didn't know shit so he called it a penis. Can be found in the lower mid regions of the pants on a human who also obtains an adams apple.
Maybe you should speak into the mushroom mic bitch, cause im not listening.
Suck my m&m whore.
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The purple or pink hematoma left by Clint Eastgoode's cock hitting your cheek.
That hit Sandy received last night left a sah-weet mushroom bruise!
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Getting hit with the shaft of a male leaving an impression on ones forehead.
Shane Graves enjoys mushroom stamping Joey Morrow.
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