some one who had a mustache that exceeds their chin and just really sucks bad
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1) Performing oral sex onto a female.
2) Eating our a woman and having your mustache burnt off by the acidic properties of pussy juice.
1: I'm burning off my mustache tonight!
2: Dope!
dude, watching dancing with the stars is gayer than jizz on a mustache
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When 2 guys put skittles in each others asshole, then proceed to eat them out
Terry and John both had river raisin rainbow mustaches from all the skittles in each others assholes
If you are a girl it means you, your lesbian lover and your boyfriend all go to your local amusement park and buy chicken fingers which you then dip in a mixture of Diet Pepsi and horseradish.
If you are a boy it means sex.
Take a bath with your mustache
Girl- hey lesbian lover and boyfriend! Lets go take a bath with our mustaches.
Boy- hey girl wanna take a bath with my mustache?
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The act of performing fellatio or cunnilingus so that their pubic hair appears to be attached to the performing partners face like a mustache.
Did you hear that he wore his/her mustache in the back of his mother's car the other day?
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a crappy t mobil commercial
"the dereck with a mustache and mustang dereck" sucks more than whores
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