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When someone hates on your success in front of you
Joe found out I got a raise and started stepping on my dick
If I don't stop stepping on my dick, I'm going to get fired.
Another way of saying "leave me the fuck alone"
Man 1: *harassing man 2*
Man 2: get off my dick
Meaning dont kiss up to me . Can also be said like get off is dick
Meek: Oh my gosh homie your album views is so sick like it's secretly my life
Drake: Get off my Dick my n***a
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Dick my suck is an expression ONLY used by the real cool kids (probably millenials)
Millenial: Oy bitch, dick my suck!
Me (in my mind): pls kys
First coined my the actor Jonah Hill against a photographer who was harassing him,
"suck my dick you faggot!" is a simple and convenient phrase to use against anyone who annoys you in any situation.
Whether it's that door to door salesman, a Jehovah witness, that idiot colleague at work. There are endless possibilities. You can even spice it up a. bit by saying "Suck my dick you fucking queer eyed gay faggot poofter" to add that extra punch when you now they are definitely gay.
At the Sydney Mardi Gras: Police officer: "I'm sorry sir, the road is closed for the parade, you'll have to turn around and drive another way."
You say: Suck my dick you faggot!
suck my dick day is the day where you have to suck my “dick”