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from an episode of The Golden Girls:
Blanche and Dorothy are discussing Blanche's birthday gift to Rose: a detective to follow around Rose's boyfriend
Blanche: Well I can't take it back, I paid in advance
Dorothy: Can't you get a refund?
Blanche: Well no I paid with nature's credit card
Dorothy: You never leave home without it.
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In November instead of not nutting nut the amount of times the day of the year is; i.e on the third nut three times and on the fifth five times. In order to get pornhub to plant more trees.
Jake: Damn we gotta nut 26 times today for Nut for Nature November.
Tom: That's easy dude.
Colon; Tube that conveys your natural gas to the outside world.
I think that breakfast burrito is making its way through my natural gas pipeline...you'll smell it soon enough.
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Exchanging services and favor for other physical activities, mainly sex. For example, a friends asks you to help her move her mattresses to her new place and says "How can I repay you?" and you say "You can pay me in nature." :)
A: "Hey man, can you give me a ride from the airport, I'll pay you back!"
B: "Sure, I'll be there. You can pay me in nature."
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Celebrated on the September 17th to mark 260 days of the year (leap year-261 days), the approaching end of summer and wife appreciation day.
Celebrate female sexual freedom and release your natural sexual behaviour.
Have sex with as many people as you can, if you have a partner, why not have some threesomes or a gangbang, and if you're really feeling sexually free, allow those juices to flow naturally, and enjoy the pleasure of removing all barriers.
Do you fellas want to have some fun, it's Natural Slut Day today, and I'm Horny.
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people who don't hide from their impulses, and face the truth of what they want. everyone could be one, but are scared by society and law.
natural born killers are the most pure animal of the human race
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When a natural disaster wipes out huge numbers of a populace whether it be in a town, city, state/province even a country, one could consider it to be a natural disaster genocide.
While genocide is often described in definition to be deliberate, it is the connotation of the word that brings about the definition of natural disaster genocide.
Earthquakes, hurricanes, tsunamis, volcanic eruptions, droughts & floods are some of the most popular forms of natural disasters that often yield high casualty rates.
Haiti was a natural disaster genocide, an earthquake affected over one third of the country killing and displacing thousands.