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This takes place on July where we appreciate all the flops and Millie Bobby brown
Y/n:ITS FLOP MONTH
You:I’m in my flop era 😜
cumflop is when u cum and ur dick hits ur belly and ur cum flops and shoots u in the eye.
last night my cum hit my in the eye, this is called a cum flop.
simon: mark what happened to your eye, did your wife give you pink eye again...
mark: no actually my wife sucked me off and i came my dick hit my belly my cum hit my eye...
simon: well mark, that is called a cumflop.
When you did the secks so many times your legs fell off and then your Valley Girl jeggings flop off your stumps.
Man I got a wicked case of flop jeg
When something is so good (sex, drugs etc) that you literally flop and wobble on the bed at the same time.
My girl came so hard I made her flop wobble on the bed like she was having a full body seizure.
v.
to have bad cards turned up in Texas Holdem poker.
player1 wins with 2 pair
player 2 has nothing
Player1: Flop trash more plz.
Player2: STFU!!!
noun.
1. When a person of average height and build engages in an orgy populated exclusively with little people, i.e. midgets, dwarfs.
2. When a person knowingly engages in sexual relations with a little person in a public venue with the sole purpose of being discovered or caught by authorities.
There's a little people porn convention in town today, so I suspect a munchkin flop is in my future.
Poor Brian was arrested again. Seems he can't stop his need for a good munchkin flop.
When you get a running start from one side of the room and have a man on his back naked on the other side and you run forward and jump and land in the splits on his dick
Damn this girl crazy. She Carolina flopped me