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Do not let these hoax fool you. It is a well known fact that girls who are witty or trying to soak up all the attention, are in reality excessively obese mammoths with a severe personality disorder.
(as with almost everything else, there are a few exceptions)
Shane> wow you are one funny girl
honest girl> yes i have to compensate for being a fat fuck. my tits are between my knees when i walk
Shane> omg my dreamgirl
honest girl> :-$
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To not be funny.
Guy 1: "Yo momma's so stupid, she sat on the TV and watched the couch."
Guy 2: "U not funny."
Guy 1: *Head explodes from the awesomness of the comeback.
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1. 1997 Austrian horror film directed by Michael Haneke. Recently remade and released in America by the same director in 2008.
2. A series of sadistic games, often inducing a mind fuck, where the persons participating almost always lose, resulting in death.
3. To intensionally inflict mental distress on another person. Normally the motive of which is never openly discussed.
1. Peter: Wow, I saw 'Funny Games' last night. What a weird movie, I wish the ending was more conclusive, and I wasn't to impressed by the acting, either.
Paul: That's because you saw the American release, tubby.
2. Sarah: Did you hear about that new murder case? The bodies were in terrible shape!
Alice: Sounds like funny games were played, to me.
3. Mike: That's it, time to play some funny games with the neighbors.
Jeff: What? Did their dog crap on your lawn again?
Mike: No, it's not that... Let's get some eggs.
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fun·ny ( P ) Pronunciation Key (fun-e)
adj. fun·ni·er, fun·ni·est
crotch ( P ) Pronunciation Key (kraw-ch)
n.
A Funny Crotch is that of a man who has not been circumcised, also known as a FC or Anteater
1. I was totally going to sleep with him until I found out he has a Funny Crotch!
2. I bet (fill in name here) has a Funny Crotch!
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A face that is included in the territorial expansion of the western world, mainly in algeria.
The man located to the left of my uncle's pimp moble is funny funny?
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Used predominately by Caucasian society to inconspicuously identify members of the African american race whilst in their presence. Often used as a socially acceptable replacement for nigger.
All those doug funnies do is steal and live off their welfare checks. Why don't they get a job? Turn off the damn rap music and stop doing drugs. Pardon me Charles, "What's the difference between doug funnies and snow tires?"..."Snow tires don't sing when you put chains on them." HA HA HA...and we don't even have to whisper!
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anyone who is funny, but a retard at the same time. usually the name starts with an N or B or FB.
That girl is such a Funny Bunny!
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