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An extremely expensive phone that gets resold over an over again for even more money. Everyone has an iPhone these days.
Costumer: How much for the new iPhone?
Worker : 1000 dollars please.
Costumer : Oh ok here you go..
single-handedly the most expensive object in your household, that can SOMETIMES fit in your pocket.
While yes, Iphones are very good performance wise, they just haven't gotten cooler over the years, we just want a Iphone that is super cool.
Guy: Hey, did you hear? Apple made a new Iphone. Its only got like, one thing. I think its a..uh..new camera?
Apple enthusiast: HOLY SHIT I HAVE TO BUY THAT LIKE ONG THIS WILL BE THE BEST PRODUCT OF THE YEAR WHATS THE PRICE??/??//
Guy: 12,000 US dollars.
Apple enthusiast: ANYTHING FOR DADDY APPLE DOES IT COM E WITH INCLUDED LIGHTING CABLE, ASSHOLE WIPER, BUTTPLUG, PIPEBOMB, PORTABLE FLAMETHROWER, AND WINDSHIELD WIPERS???
iPhone mean smart phone, aka 'RICH' for some people mind
P1: HAHA!!! I GOT AN IPHONE, IM RICHER THAN YOU NOOB!!!!
P2: stfu, who care
when you are having sex doggystyle and you whip out your iPhone and start slapping the other person's ass with it
Bro, last night me and my girl were bangin and i have her a iPhone
The best thing ever waaaaaayy better than android
iPhone is better
1. A phone which battery only lasts around 2 hours on average, even If you put it on power save.
2. A phone which you can annihilate by dropping it about 3 ft
3. A phone which Gen Z thinks are better than Samsung phones, but they can't even tell you why.
4. You could type the word "butter" and somehow autocorrect registers it as "penis".
5. Overpriced piece of shit which isn't even worth the money because it breaks easily. All you're doing is paying for a name.
iphones suck so bad that even a dog's rectum would commit suicide if it saw one