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A colored foam cylinder that is required for all activities, whether it's for locating people at a faire, beating unsuspecting individuals, relieving stress, or just looking ridiculous they are highly adaptable.
They also fit perfectly in most water bottle holders, making them easy to stow.
Dude where are the pool noodles at?
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That weak feeling you get in your arms and hands after a long day of heavy lifting, usually making it hard to clench your fist or use your hands in any competent way.
I can barely hold all these limes, I've got serious noodle arms!
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extremely long thin nipples, noodle-like
God, they're sticking out like an inch, total noodle nipples
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When a group of guys put their flaccid dicks in one guys mouth.
Or a delicious salad usually made up of cold noodles, chopped veggies, and dressing.
Greg had noodle salad at his 10th annual college accapella reunion.
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When one squints their eyes, thrusts out their upper row of teeth and over-exaggerates their facial features, Can be used in conjunction with the noodle voice to mock others. Created by a few students in high school.
I looked over to him only to be met with a face that could only be described as, a Noodle face.
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The act of slapping a female with your semi-erect penis. Used to refer to a man's desire to get laid (despite his inability to get a full erection) after a long night of drug and/or alcohol use.
Me: "Damnnn, look at that chick; I'm gonna bang the bejesus out of her."
My brother: "Psh, you ain't doin' shit you limp-dick."
Me: "So?! I'll noodle-whip the shit outta that bitch."
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