Children

The embodiment of the devil. These little fuckers will run you up the wall every and and spend all your money until your debtpressed. If you want to bring life to Satan go right ahead. Just know your the father.

Person1: Hey, are you a satanist?

Person2: No, but I do have children so that’s pretty close.

Children

Stupid little shits who don't know how to sit down for five minutes

I don't want any children

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Children

Demon spawns that exists through humans

Oh ew.. a demon children

Children

Children are a pain

I don’t want children because they suck

Children

Nose-picking, booger-eating, germ-spreading, defiant little farts who cry for no frickin reason at all. (A.K.A. smaller humans).

bob: y is them children screamin all the time!!!

children

little pieces of shit who are somehow always sticky and who throw hissy fits over the tiniest inconvenience

“awh when are you gonna have children??”
“NEVER fml i despise them”

Children

Small hell spawns that spit, cough, and yell when you don't get them the orange juice they want for their lunch, that's why they mostly end up at an orphanage.

"I'm going to send them to an orphanage if the children keep breathing."
"I think you have problems."