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Some edible, pureed substance is filled within a syringe.
Syringe is inserted within opening of female's urethra. Pureed substance is pumped within the hole, allowed entrance within bladder. Participants gather about female's widespread vagina, cups brandished against the oncoming rain. Female relinquishes hold on bladder. Plates are filled. Participants consume their beverages.
"Oh, son, I did not think you would come to find us in this position." - sexually engaged father.
"Oh my. Look away son, I can not restrain this puree much longer." - sexually engaged mother.
"Parents. Is this, is this Uncle Sam's Fine Ocean Spray?" - intruding son.
"It sure is, son. It sure is." - sexually engaged father.
It’s the definition of a situation that cums after a few shots of tequila and a whole lot of precious fluids.
When the girl said “I want to come home with you” I said “ what’s the sitchy-ocean like down there?”
When a naked guy and girl are attached to two boats and are going 60mph at each other. Before they die the shaft will be inserted into the coin slot. This act last only for 0.63 seconds
On a remote stretch of turbulent ocean, two small boats faced each other, adrift but accelerating toward an inevitable collision. Strapped to these boats, their wrists bound tightly to the rusted metal frames, were a man and a woman. The cold spray of the ocean stung their faces as they both struggled, their eyes wide with excitement .
The man, David, was in his mid-thirties, his dark hair plastered to his forehead, and his breath coming in short, desperate bursts. He pulled against the restraints, his muscles straining, but the ropes held fast. He looked up across the crashing waves, and through the haze of saltwater and mist, he could make out the woman on the other boat.
Her name was Melissa. She had striking green eyes and short blonde hair, now damp and tangled. She was younger than David by a few years, her face pale, lips trembling. She, too, fought the ropes, twisting and kicking, but like David, she was helpless. The boats, caught in the same current, drifted faster toward each other with every passing second.
he knew the impact would be devastating for her ass
Before the boats smashed together, David inserted it in for 0.63 seconds before both meeting their demise.
Trans Atlantic blue ocean
The best movie in the Ocean's series
I love Ocean's 8! The best Ocean's movie to grace my eyes.
A word to mess with you friends so they get very confused
Hey man potato ocean
(Adjective) An offense deemed severe enough to justify action of the rest of the group throwing you into the ocean
Person 1: "Yo I'm playing Fortnite right now!"
Person 2: "Unfortunately that would count as an oceanable offense, and you know what that means..."
Person 3: "Oh god..."
To do someone a massive favor or service, specifically in an area the person is unfamiliar with and liable to be screwed over trying.
A: is the music industry really that hard to be successful in?
B: Yeah, but if you ever want to give it a shot, I'll show you where the ocean's at.