Bolice Officer

A police officer who uses unnecessary police brutality, usually against black people or other racial minorities. Bolice Officers are under the corrupted system and are very much hated upon the community, rather than the more respected Poluce Officers who are against the system.

My friend: I wanted to be a police officer for quite some time because I want to save people's lives and do good for our society. Does that make me a racist?

Me: Of course it doesn't. Being a Police Officer who wants to change the current corrupted system is very much accepted and needed, but being a Bolice Officer who wants to follow the current corrupted system and not change it and continue brutality on racial minorities is!

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office smokescreen

This describes the situation in which a homosexual male in a workplace talks to the heterosexual males in the workplace about chics in an attempt to hide his homosexuality.

"Hey, do you remember that girl at the bar last night? Alfonso told me that he asked her out to the movies this weekend. I think he is just emitting an OFFICE SMOKESCREEN."

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Office Wife

A female close office friend. Generally, this is a platonic relationship.

EXAMPLE: Jack is happily married to Jill. At work Jack always goes to lunch with and hangs with Jill. Jill is Jack's Office Wife.

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post office

The act of putting a package with a box (i.e. sex)

You can't post office inside of a post office. That's just nasty.

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community officer

waste of fucking time and point less park wardons have more power

even 39% of REAL police think that THEY ARE A WASTE OF TIME

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[office ninja]

1. A code name (like "code monkey") for people that are sneeky, creative and have brilliant ideas in the office but these ideas are not related in the office directory that he/she works in. 2. An office ninja will secretly take your office suplies while your not knowing it. 3. An office ninja always will have a red stapler.

Bill: hey, Ted did you take my pens? Ted: No, do I look like an "office ninja" to you?

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office couple

Two people who work together and have sexual tension so thick that everyone can feel it. They use any excuse to flirt and chat at the office, but one or both are married to other people. It can make work functions a bit uncomfortable when the spouses attend.

I can't tell if they're just an office couple or are truly having an affair.

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