Warrent Officer

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Warrent Officer

A creature that has no mother but was created for the sole purpose of keeping non-rates in line and single-handedly winning battles. Can be your mentor, worst nightmare or just some guy messing with your mind...often at the same time. Eats scrap iron and shits bullets, doesn't sleep with one eye open because they don't need to sleep, their best friend is their rifle and their girlfriend is whatever stripper they picked up at the bar last night. Nietzsche said when you stare into the abyss, sometimes it stares back; Nietzsche had obviously had his first encounter with a Army Cadet Warrent Officer.

Warrent Officer: Their Crown is a natural evolution warning you to run like hell; kinda like a cobra's rattle or those poisonous fish with bright colors.

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Bolice Officer

A police officer who uses unnecessary police brutality, usually against black people or other racial minorities. Bolice Officers are under the corrupted system and are very much hated upon the community, rather than the more respected Poluce Officers who are against the system.

My friend: I wanted to be a police officer for quite some time because I want to save people's lives and do good for our society. Does that make me a racist?

Me: Of course it doesn't. Being a Police Officer who wants to change the current corrupted system is very much accepted and needed, but being a Bolice Officer who wants to follow the current corrupted system and not change it and continue brutality on racial minorities is!

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Office Wife

A female close office friend. Generally, this is a platonic relationship.

EXAMPLE: Jack is happily married to Jill. At work Jack always goes to lunch with and hangs with Jill. Jill is Jack's Office Wife.

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post office

The act of putting a package with a box (i.e. sex)

You can't post office inside of a post office. That's just nasty.

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community officer

waste of fucking time and point less park wardons have more power

even 39% of REAL police think that THEY ARE A WASTE OF TIME

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Head office

head office is gay boiz sex club in Cairns QLD Australia 42 Mc loud st up stairs $14 entry and have fun open 2pm - 2am 7 days

head office has porn 4 sale and toyz as well... all the best stuf only half the price...

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Officer Asshole

Someone who hits the last of a bong, bowl, or pipe. Someone who is picked or volunteers to hit mostly ash to clean out after smoking and/or before repacking.

"Give me the bong I'll be Officer Asshole"
"Officer Asshole Alert! Hit it! (hands the bowl to next person in group)"

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