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This describes the situation in which a homosexual male in a workplace talks to the heterosexual males in the workplace about chics in an attempt to hide his homosexuality.
"Hey, do you remember that girl at the bar last night? Alfonso told me that he asked her out to the movies this weekend. I think he is just emitting an OFFICE SMOKESCREEN."
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Warrent Officer
A creature that has no mother but was created for the sole purpose of keeping non-rates in line and single-handedly winning battles. Can be your mentor, worst nightmare or just some guy messing with your mind...often at the same time. Eats scrap iron and shits bullets, doesn't sleep with one eye open because they don't need to sleep, their best friend is their rifle and their girlfriend is whatever stripper they picked up at the bar last night. Nietzsche said when you stare into the abyss, sometimes it stares back; Nietzsche had obviously had his first encounter with a Army Cadet Warrent Officer.
Warrent Officer: Their Crown is a natural evolution warning you to run like hell; kinda like a cobra's rattle or those poisonous fish with bright colors.
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A female close office friend. Generally, this is a platonic relationship.
EXAMPLE: Jack is happily married to Jill. At work Jack always goes to lunch with and hangs with Jill. Jill is Jack's Office Wife.
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The act of putting a package with a box (i.e. sex)
You can't post office inside of a post office. That's just nasty.
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waste of fucking time and point less park wardons have more power
even 39% of REAL police think that THEY ARE A WASTE OF TIME
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head office is gay boiz sex club in Cairns QLD Australia 42 Mc loud st up stairs $14 entry and have fun open 2pm - 2am 7 days
head office has porn 4 sale and toyz as well... all the best stuf only half the price...
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A dumb office class thats really easy and you play tetris and shop online
Kiki Haly and Lexi love Office Productivity because they sit on their lazy bums and surf the web.
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