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Northern Yankee who moves to the south and takes jobs that were meant for southerners. Constantly talk about Bloomfield NJ.
Man that guy Ed Phillips is a major Carpet Bagger
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When a young man pulls out and ejaculates all over a young lady's unkempt pubic hair.
Catherine got pissed at Kevin for shampooing the carpet last night, because she was fresh out of tissues.
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In Victorian times they would use this to beat the carpet to get the dust out.
(Basically a Victorian hoover)
I am going to beat the carpet with this carpet beater
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The carpet blocks found in Portal Knights reminiscent patterns to gypsy carpets in real life. When broken the player becomes cursed with bad luck.
Cory: Where have my chests gone?
Rhys: Did you break Durk' s Gypsy carpet?
Cory:Yeah Why?
Adam: Mate that shit curses you with bad luck. Better go replace it and appease the gypsy devil
Cory:Never mind I just died
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A lesbian that not only eats pussy, but also eats Frito's at the same time
She is a carpet cruncher, a hell of an interesting character.
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A sexual act wherein one partner lays down a series of towels leading from the bathroom to the bedroom in order to allow the other to make the jouney between the two respective rooms without their feet touching the icky ground.
It is often performed by foot fetishists to ensure clean and fresh feet.
"I totes licked my girlfriends feet out last night, shit was hot as fuck bruh" -bro 1
"Ew bruh! Weren't they all gross and disgusting due to the many germs and bacteria found on the average household floor?" -bro 2
"Nah bruh, I gave her the white carpet treatment. Her feet were as fresh and clean as neatly cut grass!" -bro 1
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is the term for a straight guy that hangs out with lesbians
Hey did you hear Blake is hanging out with Steph?
Yeah, total carpet brother.
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