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Ass Goblin

An Ass Goblin is used to describe a person who you encounter and don't know much about, but you know "I would hate to be them". A person can be an Ass Goblin for many reasons such as a Karen yelling at the cashier because her order was wrong or a crackhead asking for money outside of the gas station. An Ass Goblin is a very unpleasant person, it could be by actions, looks, or general stupidity. Ass Goblins are a true enemy of the public and should be avoided at all costs.

Freind 1: When I went to the gas station earlier everyone there was an Ass Goblin.
Freind 2: What where they doing?
Freind 1: There was this fat smelly guy buying four 2-liters of soda in front of me, then the cashier put my money on the wrong pump, and when I went back in a crackhead asked if I would get alcohol in exchange for a "good time".
Freind 2: Damn, bro where was that, because I'm never going there.

by Anonymous7232826 September 12, 2022


uberlicious goblin

when someone thinks they have everything and wants to show off but really there just a bitch

Wow Jenny such an uberlicious goblin

by My slaying queen February 17, 2018


Horny goblin

When one turns into a goblin becoming extremely aroused, usually caused by having swamp ass

Horny goblin: jack is on sabbatical honey

by Swampedbandit April 16, 2022


goblin pocket

A part of the body often used to conceal goods such as the butthole or underboob.

His prison shank was found in his goblin pocket.

by Stumbling January 21, 2021


goblin moon

A very spiteful showing of a posterior, specifically belonging to a goblin.

Charface Charlie spitefully showed his goblin moon to the snobby harbor master.

by AlemCato July 22, 2020


goblin gems

This is a gay fag that uses a mega knight rush deck

Oh his name is goblin gems he probably eats dick

by Aygoblin gem gay af June 22, 2021


Starbucks goblin

The most basic of thots.

Jessica is such a fucking Starbucks Goblin.

by BUMGLESHWUMGLE September 7, 2019