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The answer to every question in the known universe.
Dude, where is everyone?
In my anus.
Something/one you can't live without.
My boyfriend is my everything and much more.
A phrase denoting sorrow or apology, most typically utilized in the context of embarassing social situations.
Chad calls Nate for the purpose of clowning on Seth. Nate has Chad on speaker phone. Seth is in Nate's office. After Chad finds out Seth has overheard his comments, Chad would likely say, "Oh, my bust."
A phrase with the tonal flexibility of saying everything from "Hell yeah, bro" to "You are one smart motherfucker" (Just like Denzel Washington often says in the film American Gangster). It can be used in almost any situation that involves one's friends or enemies.
"What the fuck do you mean you locked the keys in the car?"
"Don't worry, I have a spare pair in my pocket."
"My man!"
"There's no way you can prove I stole that woman's purse."
"We recorded a video of you doing it."
"My man."
Your name by default if you walk into a shawarma joint
Hello, my friend. What can I get you today, my friend? Shish-taouk? Perfect. That will be ten dollars, my friend. Thank you my friend.
This man right here is AMAZING. I have never found someone so perfect for me in everyway. I love his voice, his laugh, his smile, everything about him. God sure does have a plan for me. And its to be with him. And i plan on doing that for the rest of my life. I want to grow old with him and never let our love die. We have had our ups and downs. But what relationship hasnt? He is my other half and i would give up my life so that he could go on with his. Not only to we have so much in common. But, i really wanna fuck this dude. I mean like really. Uh. Uh. Uh. Baby!!!! haha If, your reading this you wouldnt understand. I love him more than life. And he is the only person i trust with everything. I love you baby! And that is a promise im keeping forever. <3
amazing My Baby