bro crab

A bro-type move that expresses aggression without actually carrying out any physical harm or getting into a fight. It is characterized by popping your collar, raising both arms behind and slightly above your head, and shaping your hands to look like crab claws. Then, simultaneously, you lean your body towards your bro and aggressively say, "Bro!, Bro!". With every instance of "Bro!", you get louder and flare your claws more and more.

Note 1: Bro crabbing can be very funny, but it won't get you laid--at least not in Harrisburg, PA (tested and failed).

Note 2: Only bro crab your bro. Bro crabbing someone who's not your bro can lead to a fight, which you will likely lose since the bro crab is not an effective offensive or defensive fighting move.

Note 3: If you are getting bro crabbed, the only adequate response is to bro crab right back.

Guy: Dude, let's get the attention of those fems through some bro crabbing.

...the guys bro crab...

Girls: Hehehe... Those guys are so funny--let's do their friends!

Bro God

Also spelled BroGod, refers to one of your more closer "Bro's"

Y'all all my bro's but this nigga right here the Bro god

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Bro Top

when you get your male friends to give you a blow job but its not gay.
Created by lil house phone on nojumper tour

lil house phone: Smokin' on a dick while I'm fuckin' on your bitch
He lickin' on my tip, I'm like "Bro I like that shit"
'Cause nigga I need the bro top, I'm like wassup
He take me to the back and my bro jerked me up

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Bro Dozer

Deragatory term for full size trucks with an enourmous lift kit and overly large tires. Driven by a bro. See also: bro, bro edition.

Check out the guys rollin' in the bro dozer.

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bro mama

A bro hoe who has a kid(s). Easy to spot at places like the mall, supermarket, etc. with child in tow, usually wearing outfits like velour track suits, or short shirts that expose their tramp stamp.

Jenny was dating that bro Kyle and she got pregnant. Now she's gonna' end up a bro mama.

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bro

1.) A brother
2.) A Short, Skinny, Blonde Hair, polo wearing, high voice, running, way so gay person. (gel hair optional)

Clayton Kirk is a bro

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Bro

Any guy wearing white-framed sunglasses.

See that douche over there in the white-framed sunglasses playing grab-ass and frisbee? Yeah that guy is a total bro

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