Angel Hunting

The process of seeking, accompanying, and courting young, attractive, and very kind opposite-gender individuals as a way to relax and clear his or her head out rather than seeking any form of pleasure. This is performed without any use of force, violence, poor attitude, threats, intimidation, etc.

Angel hunting inspires feelings of admiration and true friendship.

He says that the cure for depression is humor; I say that the cure for both lonliness and depression is "angel hunting."

When I accompanied her, she looked so young and attractive; she was even friendly and warm. Thus, that was my angel hunting moment.

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Turkey-Hunting

v.- The act of consuming large shots of Wild Turkey 101 in order to reach high levels of intoxication. As more shots are consumed, the occasion is usually refered to as Turkey-Hunting. The action of shooting imaginary birds out of the sky also refers to the occasion.

"Yo bro, you wanna go turkey-hunting after work tonight?"

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Whale hunting

The mass-murder of majestic defenseless harmless sea-going mammals by Japanese fishermen- all in the name of science.

Another shameful example of whale hunting with a 20-meter humpback skewered by those Japanese in waters somewhere in the Southern Ocean (nowhere near Japan) all to advance the science of glutony.

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Duck hunting

When two men go into the woods and perform felacious acts and numerous butt play actions. Very gross with huge consequence

John and brant went duck hunting, little to say they arent virgins anymore

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Bum hunting

The act of beating bums with small, home made arms.

Yo did you see Tom go bum hunting and fuck that bum Larrys' shit up?

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Snipe Hunting

A story you tell your date in order to get her to a makeout spot....

Wanna go Snipe hunting or watching?

Snipes are water birds that live on the coasts. To see one in land is rare.

After the movie, do you wanna go Snipe hunting/watching?

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Fixie Hunting

1. The act of hunting down fixie faggots and beating the shit out of them.

2. The act of driving by fixie faggots while shouting rude and obscured comments.

1.
(group of friends bored)
Lee: I got an idea, lets go FIXIE HUNTING!
Group: FUCK YEAH!
Jeff: I COULD GO FOR A GOOD BEAT DOWN!

2.
(group of friends in a mini van drive by fixies)
Group: FUCK YOU FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE DOUCHE NOZZEL QUEER BAG!
Fixie Faggot 1: CHASE THEM!
Kid from van: WE'RE IN A CAR, DUMBFUCK!

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