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Same as porch monkey or yard ape. Depends on the size of the chain and the dick
Those damn lawn chimpanzees just keep on shooting at each other nonstop. I’m going to move my daughter into a preschool on the white side of town because it’s safer supposedly.
A vehicle that has been parked because of mechanical problems, and degraded to the point of not being worth repairing for use as transportation.
Will you please get a job, and send that lawn wrecked 84 Camaro to the junkyard where it belongs.
A married female that is so terribly unhappy with her home life so she spends a fucking crazy amount of time in the garden fingering herself through a hole in her pocket.
"Look at out there at you Lawn Whore of a mum. I'll shove her."
The vagina hairs
A way to make fun of slutty Mexicans
The grass in your front lawn is so nice/
Jesus you spend more time mowing the grass in her front lawn than all your jobs combined
Vomiting.
As soon as he stepped outside of the bar, the bloke started barking at the lawn.
Similar to a carpet muncher; A woman who enjoys giving oral sex to another woman
“Omg, I heard Jenny was a lawn licker”
“No way! Doesn’t she have a boyfriend?”
A piece of green dog shit that is so hot and fresh that it's steaming
"Hey buddy, did ya hear about colin. He was prancing through the backyard like a damn fairy and tripped on a stick and fell face first into a big ol' lawn dragon"
"What a fag"