Spunk toast

A piece of toast or a cracker that a group of guys will ejaculate on during a circle jerk. The last guy to ejaculate will have to eat the toast. Usually performed as fraternity hazing.

After the circle jerk, the punk refused to eat the spunk toast.

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texas toast

when a bunch of guys bust on a piece of toast and who ever has the smallest load has to eat the toast

we played texas toast last night it sucked

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toast packer

When one is out of lube, butter is smeared on a piece of toast. Toast is then smeared on the butthole as to serve as lube. Generally used for heterosexual vegitarians.

I used all my lube up so I became a toast packer.

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toast race

when multiple men (2 and above) masterbate over a piece of toast, the last one to cum eats the toast.

watch it bitch!! or else I will challange you to a toast race

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wet toast

1- Boring. Without spice. Bland
2- A man without character. Easily manipulated. Spineless.

"He's a piece of wet toast" (i.e "He's boring")
"He's a piece of wet toast" (i.e. "He's manless")

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Tits on toast

1. When a woman dresses seductively, particularly with a low decolletage or with a style that accentuates the cleavage.

"She usually doesn't make an effort, but last night she was all tits on toast!"

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Dicks on toast

Dicks on toast refers to the practice of placing your penis in a friend or family members meal before giving it to them.

Dad: Whats for Dinner tonight?

Mum: Dicks on toast.

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