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Buttcrack oyster

Residual leftovers of poo hanging to buttcrack hair. Also referred to as dingleberry

Darn Bryan you need to wet wipe to rid yourself of those buttcrack oysters. Or Bryan quit being such a buttcrack oyster and grab your fishing pole let's go!

by May 23, 2023


tenacity oyster

An aggressive vagina

I’ve heard that chick likes to put out. She has an aggressive vagina. A tenacity oyster, if you will .

by Dom Dom June 17, 2023


Austin The Oyster

Austin is extremely gay and breathes gayness. Austins are usually creepy, are obsessive, and follow people around. They have brown hair, wear glasses, and sometimes have a mohawk. IDK really know.

"Didja see Austin the oyster earlier?"
"Heh Austin the oyster is TOTALLY Gay"

by johnny longstockings November 2, 2020


Oyster Soup

The act of a guy jerking off into his bellybutton, sprinkling in oregano, then scooping the mixture into a shot glass to drink it once it becomes room temperature

"Last night I was hungry AND horny, so I made some oyster soup."

by SloopingSlewBear March 2, 2018


Moisture Oyster

A part of the female anatomy. (Vagina)

I would love to put my mouth on her moisture oyster!

by Byrd Kirkpatrick January 14, 2020