paint-brushing

Paint-Brushing: The act of pinching all five fingers of one hand together, and inserting them into a bloody vagina, then proceeding to "Paint" a picture on the stomach of the woman, maintaining the "brush-head" finger formation.

Example: woman says, "I can't believe that guy tried to paint-brush me last night..."

Example: Paint-Brushing: woman says, "I can't believe that guy tried to paint-brush me last night..."

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paint can

after you man cums in your mouth, they shake your head, causing their man butter to drip out of your mouth like paint.

i really hate it when brandon gives me the paint can. it makes me so dizzy.

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Cave Painting

When a man engages in sexual intercourse with a girl without any form of protection. The man fails to 'pull out' in time, therefore leaving the female with 'cave paintings' inside of her nether regions.

"We didn't have any condoms but we still done it anyway. I didn't pull out in time and she was left with some cave paintings."

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Plaster Paint

Code word for 'masturbate' often used in hallways, near lockers, or when mothers are listening in to conversations.

Dude, my mom walked in on me while I was plaster painting last night!!!!

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paint a birmingham

To reconcile, rebuilding a lost relationship.

After years of silence, I had to "paint a birmingham" and our relationship is better than ever.

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Paint bucket

Taking the easy way out of something.

Rather than painting a fence with a brush yell MUHFUCKIN PAINT BUCKET and yeet that shit onto the fence

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toilet painting

when u shit in the toilet and after u flush shit is still there..so u need to get the brush out to clean it

1. hey dad, u just went toilet painting.
2. ohh man i hate cleaning up toilet painting's.

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