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Every tuesday you have to pich two loafs.
"It's two pinch tuesday and I've already pinched twice son, I can't shit three times, it's not three pinch thursday yo."
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UK: A pretty good bet that something is going to happen.
Pound = UK money.
I'll bet you a pound to a pinch of shit that its raining when we get back of holiday.
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while having intercourse with a poor person who cant afford soap so her poon is dirty which comes in handy when ur giving a deep gaetano
Nini recieved an arabian poodoo pinch from jorgaq
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pinch of King Neptune's Poseidon Powder is cocaine.
pinch of King Neptune's Poseidon Powder is also known as the Secret formula
One finger in the stink, another finger in the pink, then pinch
“I gave her the 2 finger stinky pinch after the hockey game
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Right before a man is about to ejaculate, he (or someone else) pinches the tip of his penis to stop the flow of the goods. Pressure builds, and right before his eyes are about to pop out he (or someone else) releases the shot which now has an extremely extended range of distance.
Jon: Dude, Jake! What the fuck is that hanging down from your ceiling above your bed?!
Jake: Awww shit, forget to clean up last night after trying to make some knuckle babies.
Jon: How the fuck did you get it up there?!
Jake: That's easy DUDE! Just pinch the tip, then let 'er rip!
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An Australian tradition that happens at the beginning of every month. You are meant to pinch and punch someone. If you say no returns, they can't kick or flick you for being so slick.
A pinch and a punch for the first day of the month.
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