One who steals worn panties to sniff while jacking off.
I can't believe we found those panties in John's room. He is such a panty pirate.
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n. A drink that will get you drunk as a swashbuckling pirate.
Yarrrrrggghhhh!!! The Pirate's Punch!
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This is a game played when there are large amounts of beer and rum aka: "Pirate Juice". The players aka: "Pirates", drink in a room where there is a large bed. aka: " USS Marie Antoinette".
Pirate Language should be used when sober enough. Once the Pirate Juice has been consumed, the Pirates much go on missions to scew with people or tackle large inflatable santas. In the morning the Pirates must overtake a resturant such as a Waffle House or Quaker Steak.
" Damn son, when I get back from Singapore we are playing the Pirate Game."
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What pirates become when they hit land: pirates on bikes.
Time to throw anchor and go get some wenches. better grab my rum and my bike, because once i step off the ship ill have to be a bike pirate!
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a dirty pirate is when a girl is giving a guy head and he busts a sharp load in her eye and kicks her in the kneecap leaving her hopping around one one leg, with one eye open, screaming ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
Guy 1: so this girl was suckin me up last night and she bit my shit.
Guy 2: what the fuck? then what happened?
Guy 1: i gave that bitch a dirty pirate ya feel me?
Guy 2: hahahahah i feeeeeel you.
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when you have absolutely nothing to do on the train so you have to sit close enough to someone to listen to the sounds of their i-pod cos you cant afford your own.
"train journeys suck, Im bored"
"lets go pod pirate the rich kids"
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A nautical slut or prostitute that goes about pirating semen from dirty sailors. This is often done because the person either enjoys the taste of cum or likes it all over her face and hair. Also a term for a complete whore.
I say, look at that girl scouting for penis on the high seas! She certainly is quite the cum pirate!
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