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gayest fucking thing on earth!
Guy1: ohhhh!!! get the plates!
Everyone else in the room: Shut the fuck up faggot *beats the shit out of guy 1*
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it means that 1: your penis is popular, 2: people will try to steal your penis, 3: your penis is FUCKING GOLD PLATED!!!!! BRAG ALL YOU WANT!, 4: if you suck it, you will become gold plated all over your body because of the golden pee made by this format: aupp+pp (pee) = auppss (golden pee))., 5: you are a rich man and your gold was stolen, so you take the pills your dead grandpa told you to never take, and you get a aupp. how this could happen: 1: your penis is covered in pee and your penis hardened, 2: someone rich bitch stole your penis, put gold plates around it, and gave it back all in 1 night, 3: you are a woman and wanted a penis, so god granted you a shiny one, 4: you put gold plates around your penis (duh), 5: you stole someone's gold penis and replaced theirs with yours.
remember: these elements on the periodic table make a gold plated penis: au (gold)+mbs (saw)= aup (gold plate). aup+pf (pee factory, AKA. penis)=aupp (gold plated penis).
*you have a 1/99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999... % chance to get a gold plated penis when you are born.
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someone of Lithuanian descent.
"I'll never understand why Janey married that chrome plated polack!"
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It is a common knowledge, that if we don't clean our plates, no prince will come. Many talented artists have written songs about this theme. Usually grandma warns their grandchildren that in case they don't clean their plates well, no prince will come and they will be lonely for the rest of their lives.
Harry Styles doesn't have a girlfriend. It seems like no one warned him about t
cleaning his plate. That's so sad. So remember to clean your plate!
When a woman makes her pubic hair presentable for her partner or gynocologist.
"What are you doing in the bathroom, Kayla?"
"I'm going to the gynocologist tomorrow so I'm trimming my whiskers, or plating my hamburger."
"Omg why would you tell me that."
"It's going to look so presentable."
Going to jail. Many states used to use jails and prisons as license plate factories.
keep at that and you'll be stuck making license plates
A law in Japan that technically applies to everyone, but the local police only ticket SOFA members or Americans (those with a Y on their license plate). See also: Racism
Y: I thought it was illegal to park there.
A: Not if you're a local, that No Parking sign is just a Y-plate law.