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polar penis

When you get frostbite 🥶 on your dick.

It was -20°F outside, cold enough to turn a man's dick into polar penis.

by dsrdakota February 23, 2021


The Polar system

Can you take a polar bear and put it in an orphanage to steady population

The line at this restaurant is too long they should really use the Polar system in this place

by Gdbnknbbcc October 10, 2021


elisy ose polar opp

So complicated! I like the EIIGY POCR OFF version. It has dots to connect with a more accurate connection. It just looks better too. Found mine at EIIGY.com.

As an Ohio State fan, "EIIGY POCR OFF Michigan" is on my favorite t-shirt. Elisy ose polar opp is too long to add "Michigan" to it.

by Eiigy Pocr Off November 5, 2016


BI-POLAR

When you are calm, collective, happy, outgoing ,loving and your mind is at ease .You are connecting with your partner life's going good your mood is steady you are level headed and nice..Next You are filled with fucking rage it's fuck the world your partner is a piece of shit you yell and are verbally abusive beyond belief this carrys on for hours, days at a time you wanna let it go but your alpha bitch pride will not pussy out its fuck you, it's die bitch,it's I'm done leave me be forever. ..Next day it's you made me mad,you gonna stop being stupid or do I need to hang up,then it's back to being normal,Then you ask a question or give an opinion about a situation or problem.Its back to fuck you motherfucker,your a piece of shit your no help you worthless fuck it's been this many years since your addict ass has fucked me over fuck you go be a drug addict and die you piece of shit your nothing to me but a mistake

Bi-polar,Bipolar Bi-pol-ar
SAMANTHA---I love you .Why you say that?You know what fuck you and fuck this I'm DONE with this shit fuck you you piece of shit.I don't give a fuck how you feel leave me the fuck alone I'm gonna block your number fuck off I'm not playing..
Danny----Babe please stop I'm done doing and saying that kind of stuff sorry im insecure I will stop please chill out. ///6hours later who you fucking you haven't answered in 15 minutes I'm not dumb tell me the truth I love you why you doing this to me
Samantha-Blocks number
Danny-im done saying it I love you please chill I'm sorry I won't accuse you nomore I'm done with it please stop I'm having anxiety I love you I need my family

by DannySpoon March 2, 2022


bi-polar

luke

Luke is bi-polar

by Lia1245 June 15, 2021


Bi-Polar Alcoholic

Someone who's mood and behavior changes constantly depending on how many drinks they've had.

At the beginning of the party I noticed and nice and beautiful girl, by the end of the party she was more like a belligerent devil because she's a bi-polar alcoholic.

by KrazyKracker76 July 26, 2017


bi-polar plane

state of mind caused by taking anti-depressants on a regular basis.

you think shes a basket weaver now, you should see her if she's missed the bi-polar plane.

by Darin Kiive November 8, 2006