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Polish earplug

A sexual act when during a blow job, a male ejaculates and instead of swallowing, a partner collects and deposits the semen into the male’s ear canal like a warm, wet Willy.

That bitch Karen from Accounts Receivable gave me a polish earplug!

by Karen’s clan February 23, 2020


Dick Polish

After you’re finished waxing the pussy, she sucks off the residue leaving a little shine on your dick.

If a girl offers to give you a dick polish you should kindly accept because it saves you time having to clean yourself.

by CashDied September 5, 2022


polish liver

polish liver
A person with a polish liver can withstand a huge amount of alcohol and that is almost invincible

Guy 1:,,Have you heard that drove with 50 percent alcohol blood level?"
Guy 2:,,Damn that dude must have had a polish liver!"

by AsGemiro November 27, 2021


Polish Tuxedo

A matching tracksuit; top and bottom, usually worn by gopniks; Eastern European hooligans from lower social classes. The polish tuxedo for the gopnik is equivalent to what a normal person would wear for formal occasions such as a wedding. The polish tuxedo is usually sourced from the clothing manufacturer Adidas.

Sasha: hey misha, I see you're wearing your polish tuxedo, what's the occasion?

by BigHaaan July 17, 2018


Pommel Polisher

Name given to sad lonely middle aged women who ride horses for sexual stimulation ( may also be multiple cat owners).
They normally have colour co-ordinated horsey equipment and are slightly obese and generally cannot afford to keep a horse without having to make major financial sacrifices elsewhere.
Has a minge like an old polished bit of leather.

She is no good at showjumping, she is just a pommel polisher

by Blunt Nick December 14, 2010


polish disco

Buying booze from a supermarket and drinking it on the street park while listening to music on ones mobile phone.

Guy1: Hey do you want to do something tonight?
Guy2: Sure, let's go to polish disco

by viktorgino May 31, 2018


polish patrick

An uncircumcised chode having kid who gets no pussy. Typically acts gay and likes to make fun of jewish people while watching Star Wars porn.

Sam: Remember Polish Patrick from high school.

Sarah: Eww yea. His cock was so fat.

by Aidan Mcclay April 28, 2017