A person who brags about loving sex, but is too much of a bitch to actually go out and pursue that goal.
Bob: Hey look at THAT hot-ass chick, I'd eat her clean out!
Ted: Bob, you've been saying that about the same girl for two weeks now. Stop being such a Poon-Faggot and talk to her already.
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The penis/vagina combo pack of a hermaphrodite.
Hmm... I wonder if his/her dick-poon is circumcised.
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An affectionate refferal to the guy within a group of male friends who is renowned for getting the "poon"
Philip - "Yeah where is Dickie?"
Will - "Probably with some gash, he was coated in poon last night!"
Rex - "Well he is the poon doctor!"
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Pussy; poozle; snatch, etc. Not from Tagalog, but from French "putain", meaning "whore."
Honey Babe, I need summa that ole poon tang.
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To swoon one's lady friend cold-heartedly.
The shameless act of seducing a female that has already been claimed.
I can't believe Rick tried to poon snatch my girl at my own birthday party.
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When eating out a girl its the slobber/vagina juice that gets smeared on your face that you have to whipe off when your done.
DUDE! you should have seen it, brian's face was caked in poon smooch from that fat chick.
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A place with lots of beautiful women.
Dude, this place is filled with hotties. It's like a poon lagoon!
I was just swimming in that poon lagoon.
There is a bevy of beautiful women here; it's a poon lagoon if you will.
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