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Cutting a comfortably sized hole into a head of iceburg lettuce (cabbage or romaine can do in a pinch) then pouring a salad dressing, typically ranch, into said hole and fucking it.
Dude I was at a party last night and I saw this guy making pork salad in the bathtub.
To be absolutely serious about what is being said. Not joking are playing games about the information being shared. What's being said is the absolute truth.
I'd marry my girlfriend if she became pregnant Straight Pork .
The gastric explosion in your stomach after you gorge yourself on ribs, brisket and the bbq trimmings. pig bomb, pork, bbq, bbq sauce, beef, beef ribs, baked beans, dinner, meal, food
I am still trying to digest the pork bomb I had for lunch. What did you eat? A full slab of ribs, and a pint of baked beans!
To fuck the class whore,this is usually done because of an injury that prevents you from masterbating.
“David was porking the monkey because he broke his collarbone !!!”
A nickname, often given to a younger girl, that is suppose to exploit the girl’s irrational belief/insecurity that she is overweight.
Hey Pork Chop, come over here and give me a hug.
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To slap ones anus many times until you hear a suction noise, at this point the anus is very tender. When you begin to poke the anus your finger will simply tear through soft tissue and fluid will leak.
Guy 1: " Hey did you hear what happened to Mark?"
Guy 2: " yeah he annoyed phil so mark gave that noob a pork sunday"
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