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similar to after grad, only before a graduation as opposed to after. Basically sought after by the kind of douchebag high schooler who believes the only way to enjoy themselves and prove to their friends that theyre the shit is to get wasted, even if it means making a complete fool of yourself in front of your parents and teachers at the actual grad ceremony.
Normal guy: Ohhh man im gonna get sooo wasted at after grad
Douchebag: Ohhh man im gonna get soo wasted at pre grad, then sneak in some booze for grad and get wasted there, then get totally wasted at after grad. yeah im the shit.
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Like a non-sequitur, a pre-sequitur doesn't follow what immediately preceded it, but instead relates to something that came earlier, but too long ago to be relevant. It is a sudden or jarring break in the chronology, but it does follow... when you remember what it refers to. Often used as a comic device.
A classic pre-sequitur:
during Mary's job interview
Lou Grant: What religion are you?
Mary Richards: Mr. Grant, I don't quite know how to say this, but you're not allowed to ask that when someone's applying for a job. It's against the law.
Lou Grant: Wanna call a cop?
Mary Richards: No.
Lou Grant: Good. Would you think I was violating your civil rights if I asked if you're married?
Mary Richards: Presbyterian.
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pre-cum is the clear, sticky juice that oozes out of a guy's dick just before he has a cumgasm.
When I was jacking off this morning, pre-cum was the only lube I needed to finish the job!
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Yiff referring to anthropomorphic pornography, often watched and made by furries.
To be a pre-yiffer it would mean to watch yiff and not be a furry.
Micheal is such a pre-yiffer, he should just be a furry.
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(pre-zeen)
The act of using Visine before smoking weed, as opposed to after. Some employ this method to ensure they don't forget to do so when they are baked or to lessen the discomfort of the Visine, which may be enhanced when baked.
"Yo you got drops? I'm gonna pre-sine it this time, I think it works better."
"Ya, good idea, I don't wanna walk out bakey-eyed."
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The process of eating a small meal before you eat in order to work your way into a larger meal. This process is beneficial to prevent an upset stomach when one is extremely hungry, or to ensure that one does not spend too much buying a larger meal in order to satiate hunger. This process is not to be confused with snacking; pre-eating deals more with meals in smaller portions like appetizers or small microwavable meals.
I didn't eat anything ALL DAY! I need to pre-eat before we go to that buffet or I'll get myself sick.
John: Aww mann I'm still hungry. That cheeseburger didn't work.
Craig: Shoulda pre-ate.
I've been pre-eating for Thanksgiving all day. BRING IT ON!!
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A pre boyfriend is the boy you’re basically dating but it’s not official yet. A person can have as many of these as they want since nothing is official.
My pre boyfriend and I went to dinner and later on I hung out with my other pre boyfriend.
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