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President's holiday

n. a day off from school that was not originally scheduled but was later "declared" by an official of said school. This type of holiday is undertaken solely for demonstrating the school's capability to do such a thing, always heralded by immense approval by both students and faculty. Similar to a Frank-Day, but for everybody.

We were going to have school this Friday, but because our football team is going to states, Dr. Michaels declared it a President's holiday!

by ZZZtofjd November 8, 2010


50th President

2024

50th President: “Where the fuck are we?”

by sxarliiit May 23, 2023


Mr. President

Mr. President, (A.K.A Karansher Sidhu), is the class president at Southern Lehigh High-school (2019-2022.) Well known for his swimming accomplishments and his presidential feats (like bringing back lunch in the gym) He is well loved by all and will most indefinitely go down in SL history as the best president to ever have lived.

SL Pupil: “Hopefully Mr. President, (A.K.A Karansher Sidhu), is well-protected by the secret service.”

SL swimmer wannabe: “Mr. President, (A.K.A Karansher Sidhu), why won’t you tell me what Stoyle means??”

Mr. President, (A.K.A Karansher Sidhu): “STFU.”

by PEYTON1965 November 24, 2021


former President

Motherfucker

And the president at the time invited the Taliban to Camp David. A place of storied significance for us as Americans, a place where we honor the importance of American diplomacy, where we invite and receive respected world leaders. And this...FORMER PRESIDENT...as president, invited them to Camp David because he does not again appreciate the role and responsibility of the President of the United States to be commander in chief with a level of respect.

by YourPreudonym October 1, 2024


president huncho

What quavo calls himself in all of his songs

Im president huncho nigga.

President huncho a playah!

by President Hunco June 1, 2017


President Putin

The president of Ukraine according to Joe Biden.

"Now I want to hand it over to the President of Ukraine...who has as much courage as he has determination, ladies and gentlemen, President Putin!"

by UD Veteran July 18, 2024

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Vice President

A tall, funny, intelligent, dedicated, hard-working, and committed female candidate... AKA Sara C.

She is the only correct vote for vice president.

by johndoe_123456789 May 15, 2023