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When you’re gaming with your friends online and you feel a sudden urge to masturbate
“Sorry lads, I got disconnected due to pc problems”
Fabulous Hair Problems (FHP)
The Lizzo-like ownership of your hair
When your hair is too damn thick, voluminous, shiny and beautiful.
Damn girl, you have FHP. Me toooo!
What’s that?
Fabulous Hair Problems (FHP) Duh!
It's just something I have; my inability to eat food
I have digestion problems.
The logical reason given why computers and electronics don't work when the reporting parties either a) don't have the ability to understand what the fuck they're talking about or b) are too fucking lazy to attempt to diagnose the issue.
I just installed this random program and now I can't get to the Internet, we must be having Network Problems.
We are an organization of 15000 people and 2 of them can't get their PCs working, must be a Network Problem.
And I will murder your kids if you don't give me what I'm owed.
Hym "You choosing to do what you're doing isn't me being the problem. And if people keep murdering your kids, maybe YOU are all the problem. My kids haven't gotten murdered. So, I must be doing something right. I'm not the problem. Doing push-ups hasn't made you any better than you are. You and the fat slob YouTuber ARE THE SAME THING. You're not better than me. They just aren't doing to you what they are doing to me."
Means that’s a personal problem when someone has to do it alone.
“ Someone says it smart to you, then you say that’s a personal problem “
When a emoji doesn't pop up, and once you send it it turns into . Then people ask 'why did you type to me' and then your completely confused and embarrassed for the whole day. You then think about it for a long time and your uncomfortable and scared that your friendship will end.
Jasons Phone: Your really cute! !!
Heathers Phone: What does mean?
Jasons Phone: Oh my emojis didn't send?!
Heathers Phone: Thats what you call emojis? heh that's weird!
Jasons Phone: :'( Sorry... That was embarrassing... Emoji Problems...