When the weather would seem too hot for your liking and you're afraid that would melt into a puddle of boi in said weather.
Sorry, it's very hot today. I'm afraid I will turn into a puddle of boi if I go out.
A term used to describe the sea cadets
We army cadets are way better then you puddle pirates
One whom enjoys being pissed on by overweight women; similar to a pirate hunting a whale in the ocean, a puddle pirate is one who seeks out fat women for the free food she supplies and the overwhelming stench of her “squirt”.
Jeff is a puddle pirate, he loves getting owed on by fat bitches.
When everyone in the Cuddle puddle takes ruffalin and the first to wake up gets to cum on everyone.
Karl was the lucky one to awake from the cuddle puddle. So he proceeds to jerk off on everyone turning the cuddle puddle into a cummal puddle.
The log broke loose from the choker and 3 lumberjacks were puddled.
A state of lethargy that an individual resides in. Commonly associated with being thrown into a chaotic social life and burning out over time.
*Paul finds himself in a state of desperation and seeks help from his closest of friends: Rachel, Avery, Nate, and Alex.
Paul: Ohh golly, friends, I am so puddled after this long night of silly activities.
Rachel: *walks away*
*Paul diverts his complete attention to Avery*
Avery: Ohh biblically Paul, made you should take a hefty nap.
Nate & Alex: *in unison* Lets all go sleep together! I know you have been puddled!