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Pump Hair

Bulk Gel/ Volumizer used by middle-aged men in an attempt to conceal hair loss.

“Honey did you get more pump hair at Costco?”

by rhatch February 14, 2008


local pump

The girl that's the town bicycle.
The one who the whole sports team has tapped.

The one who is the reason why you and your friends are tunnel buddies now!

There you have it, thats the local pump

See her over there? Yah she's the local pump dude

by RowdyCanadian March 14, 2022


pump block

A pump block is some at the gym who talks your ear off while you're trying to get a pump. No matter what ever you do they follow you around and ruin your whole workout.

Dude, I hate going to the gym when Jay is here. Every time I start to do something he runs over and starts talking. He's such a Pump Block.

by JTMMS September 17, 2015


forehead pump

When too much blood and energy rushes to your brain when you're working out.

Whenever Vivian hits leg day hard on decline leg press, she gets forehead pumps.

Legends say even her sister has forehead pump.

by roomies123456 November 12, 2022


pumping gas

when you commit anal then pee in your partners asshole

Diana let me finish pumping gas into you!

by justicedrizz December 19, 2018


beef pump

The pump from which the beef product is extruded from Taco Bell.

"Sorry the beef pump is out of order... how about chicken?"

by THE REGULAR WORD SMITHS November 24, 2017


Pump Weasel

A derogatory comment aimed at an individual who has no social skills whatsoever and is generally perceived to be lower than a snake's belly.

Oi, don't drop your crap in the street you pump weasel!

by Johnny 2 Sheds! May 29, 2009