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When you meet a woman for the first time and she has massive jugs but once she produces offspring her output is about one milliliter. You cry while watching the breast pump producing the same amount of milk as male ejaculate. This, of course, forces the man to spend immense amounts of money on formula.
Yo, I knocked this chick up with 36d’s thinking I wouldn’t have to spend money on formula. We tried the breast pump but with limited success.
Bro, that sucks. Should have made the baby with her mother. Heard she’s a real milk machine.
a man pleasuring his genitalia.
"hey jenny where is tbone?" ... " he saw you bending over and then i think he went to the bathroom to pump the ham."
When several Asians condensed in a small room all get on the floor and inject steroids into eachothers penis’, then they fuck for a better sensation.
James: How are you doing this morning?
Rory: Feeling relaxed after my Malaysian Pump last night
A pump block is some at the gym who talks your ear off while you're trying to get a pump. No matter what ever you do they follow you around and ruin your whole workout.
Dude, I hate going to the gym when Jay is here. Every time I start to do something he runs over and starts talking. He's such a Pump Block.
The girl that's the town bicycle.
The one who the whole sports team has tapped.
The one who is the reason why you and your friends are tunnel buddies now!
There you have it, thats the local pump
See her over there? Yah she's the local pump dude
Bulk Gel/ Volumizer used by middle-aged men in an attempt to conceal hair loss.
“Honey did you get more pump hair at Costco?”
When someone keeps cumming and can’t stop for a while
Emily:Chad yesterday was a cum pump and got a lot of cum in my mouth
Vanessa:Damn I want some of that action