Relationship Daddy

Someone who is inclined to seek out relationship over random hookups.

This doesn't mean they won't partake in hookups, only that they prefer a long lasting relationship.

For the opposite see Hoe Boi

Jimmy is such a relationship daddy but he's posing off as a hoe boi.
Jaleel has hoe boi tendencies but is a relationship daddy at heart.

authentic relationship

Its five key characteristics:

- trusting morally ambiguous people
- refraining yourself from changing people who clearly urgently need to be fixed; loving people for the mess they are
- having transparent communications with liars and judges
- admitting your real delusional expectations to resentful people not hired for that job
- weather storms with the wimpiest sailors

Something very hard to find on Tinder.

Jane: What are you doing?
John : I'm shopping for an authentic relationship online.
Jane: Gosh... better look for a needle in a haystack!

Mixed relationship

A relationship between two people who aren't the same race. Usually between a caucasian person and a non-white person.

Supriya: Oh I love you Liam! You're such a cutie, baby
Liam: Awe Supriya, I love you too and I'm so happy I'm your boyfriend
Jose: This is such an adorable mixed relationship

jagged relationship

an up-and-down, on-and-off again type of relationship

if you are in a jagged relationship, especially if you are the dominated party, you should be asking yourself whether or not that particular relationship is right, or maybe even harmful, for you.

messy relationship

What the bitch of my ex-best friend said our relationship was after she fucking blocked me for a dickless misogynistic, controlling, bitchless, virgin, materialistic, toxic, narcissistic, bald-headed white boy.

"Me and .... relationship is messy rn...."

she just said we have a messy relationship like bffr that man doesnt love you and never will girly do better

relationship security

When your significant other has started a project you need but hasnt finished it yet so you can't dump them

I hate Sam but he's only halfway done with my dog door. I cant dump him until he finishes it. Hes got relationship security

phantom relationship

A relationship that feels like it's still there even though it's long over

Friend 1 :Blake and I are broken up but it still feels like we're together

Friend 2 :It must be a phantom relationship