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A man with a folding penis. A dick-folder.
Richard Fold was about to get it in, but then his dick just folded.
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A dan Richards is a creature of curiousity. You would find such a creature around comic book shops, behind an old dirty porno shop, inside antique shops, outside glass windows of curves, or reading poems in the meadows. He loves reading/writing sappy poetry about his sad life. If you see him around a computer it is usually a funny sight. he will be either looking up anime porn, dating line services, ED info, game cheats for playstation 2, and his favorite cartoons in a adult film. he types like he has never seen a computer before. if you stand behind him when he is typing it looks like Big foot just got caught masterbating. Never look at dan richards in the eyes because he will get into his usual pissy patty rage. he will then proccede to push babys to the ground.
Did you see that Dan Richards the other day... He ate that baby in one bite.
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a evil Fitness freak that shoots lazers out of his nipples
OMG its richard-simmons! run away *Screaming in horror*
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He is the sweetest, cutest, and most respectful countryman that you'll ever meet. He will listen to all of your problems and love you for who you are, there is no changing his mind. When he wants something he will get it no matter how long it takes. He is also the most loyalist boyfriend anyone could ever have. He is very loveable and kind. Never let him go, you will understand how much he really means to you once you lose him so I suggest don't.
Hayden Richards is someone who is worth waiting for.
when your friend throws the fucking freespee on the highway
Guy 1: Come on, throw it
Guy 2: *throws it on the highway*
Guy 1: WTF richard?
Spotted Richard is the name used in the dining room of the House of Parliament instead of spotted dick. This is a traditional English sponge or suet cake served with custard.
The dining room had spotted Richard on the menu, just to be a dick about it.