Rent-Roll

During conversation, or randomly going up to someone and bellowing the words "How do you document real life, when real life's getting more like fiction each day?".
This also works for all other methods of communication.

There is also a MEGA-Rent-Roll when the quote "HOW DO YOU DOCUMENT REAL LIFE WHEN REAL LIFE'S GETTING MORE LIKE FICTION EACH DAY?

HEADLINES, BREADLINES, BLOW-MY-MIND AND NOW THIS DEADLINE, EVICTION OR PAY... RENT!

HOW DO YOU WRITE A SONG WHEN THE CHORDS SOUND WRONG, THOUGH THEY ONCE SOUNDED RIGHT AND RARE?
WHEN THE NOTES ARE SOUR WHERE IS THE POWER YOU ONCE HAD TO IGNITE THE AIR?

WE'RE HUNGRY AND FROZEN.

SOME LIFE THAT WE'VE CHOSEN!

HOW WE GONNA PAY, HOW WE GONNA PAY, HOW WE GONNA PAY...

...LAST YEAR'S RENT!"

It MUST be in caps to count.

The only way to cancel this out is to interrupt it with the word "RENT". OR in case of typed expression, the complete quote "Headlines, breadlines, blow-my-mind and now this deadline eviction or pay - RENT!" must be used. This does not work against a MEGA-Rent-Roll. Those are unavoidable.

Me: "Dude, can I ask you something?"
Daniel Lester: Sure.
Me: How do you document real life, when real life's getting more like fiction each day?
Daniel Lester: SHIT! I JUST GOT RENT-ROLLED!

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corn rolls

According to the usage of the terms based on a google search corn rolls are small baked items made with cornflower as the main ingrediant.

However their does seem to be some confusion with a similar sounding term. Corn rows are infact the style of hair worn by African Americans. The single term "cornrows" dates back to when African Americans primarily worked in agricultural settings and refers to the similarities between the hairstyle and straight rows of corn with spaces in between. This is not the same term as Corn Rolls which refer to a baked good. Althought there does seem to be a small fraction (less than 2% of sites) that refer to "corn rolls" as a type of hairstyle the vast majority use the term "corn rows."

My siter got cornrows in her hair and then we both went out to dinner and ate some really good fried chicken and corn rolls.

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California roll

v. To fail to make a complete stop at a red light or stop sign, especially when turning. Also known as a California stop.

"She got ticketed for a California roll."

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ric rolled

The act in which a person on a message board or something similar posts the Rick Roll video and fooling the other board members to open it thinking it is something completely different.

The song in the video is by the artist Rick Astley.

This is Ric Rolled
www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBGIQ7ZuuiU

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rolling stones

one of the greatest rock bands of all time.

enough said.

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jelly roll

1. Female genitalia.
2. Intercourse

Old blues song: "Jelly roll, jelly roll, sittin' on a fence / If you doan get some you ain't got no sense / Just wild bout my jelly / My sweet jelly roll." (NOT composed by Jelly Roll
Morton)

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roll tide

when something NSFW happened within your family circle

Jimmy saw his hot cousin undressing in her room. "Roll Tide, Jimmy" as he unzips his pants.

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