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Officer Safety (noun) – The ultimate get-out-of-jail-free card for law enforcement. It’s the excuse cops use to justify unnecessary aggression or excessive force, even when there’s no real threat. Picture this: you’re already handcuffed on the ground, barely moving, and they still got an arm around your throat, shouting “Officer safety!” as if you’re the dangerous one. It’s less about actual safety and more about flexing power, giving them a free pass for brutality, no matter how much control they already have.
Example 1:
“I was pinned down, cuffed, and they’re still yelling ‘officer safety’ while roughing me up like I’m some kind of threat.”
Example 2:
“I handed over my ID, rolled up my window to wait, and they told me to roll it back down for ‘officer safety.’ Like I’m gonna attack them from inside the car while they’re running my license. All they had to do was write the ticket.”
A female that is in a safety position within a company that sucks upper Managments dicks or owners that doesn’t understand there job.
Safety Barbie face print was found in the copier glass.
Scissoring with your clothes on
I love safety scissoring on the third date
A phrase you say after you fart in order to protect yourself from the infamous doorknob call. If you fart and don't say safety before someone says doorknob, they're allowed to beat the living shit out of you until you touch a doorknob.
John: Safety!
Rick: Oh you fat cunt, that disgusting
John: Its a manky one haha
Rick: You bellend
Somebody who is very much friend zoned. It’s like homie, gang etc. If you call someone Safety, they’re in friend zone for life.
Person 1: Hey babe, how are you?
Person 2: What’s good, safety?
A defensive black person who normally is positioned under the female during sexual interactions. This usually occurs when a black male has sexual interactions with an asian female, especially when the man gets her online for personal entertainment.
The man next door has Safety last night. It was horrific.
It's not a grand conspiracy
Hym "You are violating my rights because you are vaguely concerned for your safety. The only lesson to be learned here is that you don't actually care about anything in a deontological capacity. You don't agree on rights and you're desperate power hungry people who only care about imposing you will on others. Die faster."