advertorial sage

One who thrives in the commercial throes of cleaning, polishing, and aesthetic products and gadgetry, while possessing and embodying the wisdom of an edified persona.

The advertorial sage's day job seems contrary to her true passion and spirit, leading one to expect greatness from such trials.

sage quit

someone who quits a game usually on xboxlive and has anal leakage while not playing the game when in game so no one can replace him from the roster

shrub finds u on xbox live sage quites on halo reach and jerks off at the garbage man who is picking up the trash bag full of his jizz soaked tissues