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Where stretch marks on a girls thighs or butt resemble the alternating pink and white stripes of salmon sushi.
That girl has some serious salmon stripes!
When something is so good that you want to express how smoked it is
Bob: wow, I just hit a home run!
Janet: that’s so sexy. Slap some salmon on it
When your body swells uncontrollably due to, to much ingestion of salmon
Briget has salmonitis
People that swim against the current of lighted arrows in an IKEA slowing down other shoppers.
I’m never going to get out of this IKEA with these Swedish Salmon slowing everything down and blocking the path to the registers.
When someone (preferably in a Love Island villa) runs up to a pool and jumps in while wriggling their body a bit with their arms stuck to their sides to look like a salmon. They also tend to make a noise that isn’t really relevant to a salmon it’s just real funny. In other words - Chris’ signature move.
“Boys let’s salmon”-Chris
-boys jump in pool looking like autists-
Its a type of fish with loads of omega 3 content
Theres plenty of fish in the sea, but i prefer salmon