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Your girls pretty pink thing; pussy; bearded clam; etc.
BTW I'm definitely looking for some Northern Atlantic pink salmon tonight ;) ;) ;)
When a woman has a seizure during sex but you keep trying to have intercourse
Me and Becky did the sexy salmon and that’s why she is in the hospital
When you are having sex with the woman on top facing you and your child unexpectedly and suddenly enters the room causing the woman to leap forwards over you to a prone position like a salmon jumping a waterfall.
We really need a lock on that door, Cheryl did the sexy salmon last night
When your body swells uncontrollably due to, to much ingestion of salmon
Briget has salmonitis
People that swim against the current of lighted arrows in an IKEA slowing down other shoppers.
I’m never going to get out of this IKEA with these Swedish Salmon slowing everything down and blocking the path to the registers.
While at pike street market in Seattle, some visitors have received this discount of 5 percent reality check. You must be passing through, unaware of your surroundings and slapped in the face by a raw salmon that is thrown across from an employee to another as part of their gimmick.
Albert got the salmon slap discount again.. It seems to be helping his ADHD. I added to psychological evaluation.
When a person dies after releasing their sperm.
Man, I couldn't imagine being a first responder for a salmon death.