sausage pizza

Also known as a big sausage pizza; a quite amusing practical joke or concept for pornography in which a man arrives a house with a pizza delivery. Upon opening the box, it is apparent that the box and pizza have had a hole cut in it and the man's penis has been put through it. Much similar to the Justin Timberlake/SNL digital short dick in a box concept.

I went over to Jemma's house to deliver a sausage pizza. She ate it all and smacked her lips.

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sausage nipple

A very large, ugly nipple.

That fat girl has huge boobs, but also has sausage nipples.

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Sausage Swallower

Another way to call someone a fag. It's Like telling them they suck dick.

"Man, get the fuck up off me, you Sausage Swallower"

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sausage grinder

A very agressive and active female sex partner. Particularly one who really bumps and grinds into her partner.

That sausage grinder bruised my pelvic bone.

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blood sausage

A stubbornly inept and incompetent person; particularly a coworker who continually does tasks the wrong way, despite having been shown the correct way numerous times. Generally sloth-like in behavior and appearance, yet perks up willfully when prompted by the presence of those in charge.

"I have several guys I work with that are just lazy blood sausages that do absolutely nothing. To boot, they bitch when they have to work. I have actually witnessed people purposely sabotaging jobs to get out of working them. So I stopped complaining about my 'blood sausage' co-worker's lack of abilities, as I realize it's going to keep me needed around here..."

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Sausage Fingers

When a person types on a keyboard and hits 2 keys at once
or presses key that hard nearly breaks keyboard

Gary "steves typing again"
Mark "yea you can tell you seen that keyboard jump"
Gray "Yea steve and his sausage fingers"

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crumbed sausage

to have sex on the beach or in any type of sandy place.

Z and H were walking along the beach when Z asked H if she wanted to have his crumbed sausage.

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