Chew n' Screw

When a party comes to a restaurant, eats a lot and decides to run away without paying the food bill.

' I only have a five dollar bill, darn! '

' That's ok, we'll do a chew n' screw. '

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screw someone over

Means, for someone to lead you on, just to hurt you.

Josh and i were talking, while he was also talking with Hailey.

he screw someone over!

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chopped and screwed

The act of date-raping a white woman after buying them multiple Screwdrivers at a club, followed by a chop to the neck.

"Damn, I heard she got chopped and screwed last night by Terrell"

"I can still see the rain Jerome made on Cindy's hair! Chopped and screwed foo"

"I got some roofies for when we chop and screw that bitch"

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go screw yourself

To insult a rude person

“Oh, go screw yourself Jimmy!”

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Screwed, Blued and Tattooed

"Screwed, Blued and Tattooed" comes from various English speaking Navy's, beginning with Europe, and means that you are syphilitic and that you will likely die a slow ugly death.

"Screwed" means the obvious; sexual intercourse.

"Blued" means the administration of the "blue pill"; a tablet containing Mercury, used to treat syphilis which was pandemic for several centuries, and which resulted from the above "Screwed" activity. Sailors are likely the vectors who introduced syphilis to Europe where it became known as "The Pox", was essentially untreatable and the source of much misery and suffering.

"Tattooed" refers to the fact that sailors, at certain times in history, were marked so that they would not be press ganged into service in Navys other than their own. Sailors in those times were essentially "property". The very act of tattooing, done by one sailor to another, generally ensured the further transmission of syphilis, even in the absence of "Screwed". Tattoo's became synonymous with syphilis. Those with tattoo's were to be physically avoided, due to the possibility of cantagion.

And if, when you're a little boy, your grandmother takes you by the hand and drags you away from someone with a tattoo while telling you to "stay clear of that filthy tattooed man", it sticks with you.

You're one of us now you scurvy dog, no woman will have you, there's no life left but the sea. You're Screwed, Blued and Tattooed.

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Screwed, blewed and tattooed

Originally a term used by sailors, marines, etc. when describing a night of significant debauchery on shore leave during which they had intercourse (screwed), oral sex (blewed - being the past tense of blown as in "blow job") and got a tattoo. Later used more broadly to refer to getting so drunk that you participated in all possible forms of debauchery and may or may not remember it all.

Man, I was so fucked up last night - I was screwed, blewed and tattooed!

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Big time screwed

When your mother or BFF knowingly and deceptively invites her non inappropriate friends over when you’re going through some shit and need to get drunk with the inappropriate ones... she may as well have bent me over

Amy big time screwed me and missy