Seal Team Six-ed

When you shoot a large bug with some sort of gun, then continue with a water funeral in the toilet.

DUDE, I saw this huge spider and Seal Team six-ed it.

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navy seal stash

The act of packing a bowl just enough to take one good toke,toking up,and holdind the weed smoke in until you have taken your bolw apart and placed it in a clever stash spot.

The navy seal stash is a good exercise that keeps me on point so the pigs dont bust my bowl, and stash of nugs.

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dutch sealed the bang bang

When your dealer successfully receives a delivery of high grade MDMA from the Netherlands.

Mdma just landed dutch sealed the bang bang. Deals on and delivery from 7.30pm. Get at me.

navy seal 52

To be the greatest in everything he does.

"Dude last night i got 99 ranged then banged my girfriend for 5 hours." "O mai god your such a navy seal 52!"

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lock out a SEAL team

A euphemism for male masturbation. Comes from the way that U.S. Navy Seals swim out of nuclear submarines and onto enemy shores.

Man, Kate Beckinsale is so hot that every time I see her I want to lock out a SEAL team.

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kill two seals with one club

Accomplish two goals or achieve two ends with one action or plan.

She: The boss is incredibly efficient at organizing his time and conserving his energy.
He: Yeah! His secret is that he knows how to kill two seals with one club.
She: What???
He: You know, accomplish two things at once.
She: You're gross!
He: Thank you.

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Hitting the clubs like a baby seal

A phrase commonly used when readying for an epic night of soaking up dance culture. Implies that one will be partying particularly vigorously at various venues.

Jack: "So, are you going to party in town tonight Joe?"
Joe "For sure. I'll be hitting the clubs like a baby seal."

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