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When a person is being stupid, too nice, straight up annoying, or anything like that. Tell 'em to get 7 seats, so they can shut up since they sound dumb asf
Person 1: racism doesn't exist!
Person 2: Get 7 Seats
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The first parking space in a row of spaces, or the parking space nearest the store entrance.
As you pull into the usually packed Wal*Mart parking lot an empty spot in the front row catches your eye, so you pull the E-brake like the Transporter and slide in like the Milf Hunter, after which you say, "Oh Shoot! Front Row Seats!"
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An individual in a group of three who is forced to sit alone in the back seat of a vehicle.
Sorry Frank, Jimmy got shotgun. You have to be the back seat bitch.
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Dane County and the state of Wisconsin's way of fattening up their county budget by penalizing peoples personal habits that do no harm to others.
Dane County deputies are cracking down on Wisconsin seat belt law.
When someone criticizes the way you Google something.
"Why are you searching like that!? You should type in this..."
"Stop being such a back-seat-googler
This seat is with occupied by a parent or eldest child in the car. You should always stand you ground if a younger sibling takes the front seat.
The oldest child Juan gets the front passenger seat.
When one spends more time than necessary, clearly violating the fifteen minute maximum rule for being on the toilet, blood flow to the legs is reduced causing numbness. The legs and feet then fall asleep. When finished, walking now becomes quite challenging. The steps taken by the sufferer resemble those taken of people with polio.
Dave, why are you walking so funny?
Spent too long in the crapper,now I've got toilet seat polio.