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a photograph taken of ones self. you could use a selfie stick to get a good angle.
omg you look so sexy right now lets take a selfie and post it to instagram and make julie jealous
the act of performing fellatio on one's self
My boss fired me for giving myself a selfie. I had no idea there were cameras in the office. I would have waited to get home to blow myself if I had known better. Maybe I can file for wrongful termination.
when you tack of selfie with your nuts on someones face
i fucked this bitch up that was talking shit about my girl i whipped my balls out and put them on his face and took a "selfie tea bag"
A selfie that shows stuff but does not at the same time.
Wow, these playboy selfies are really hot
The unexpected sensation one gets when using their phone to take a picture, only to discover that they left the camera in selfie mode.
Ohh, I want a picture of,… who the hell is that? Oh, it’s just me giving myself a Selfie Shock
a selfie taken for the sole purpose of proving to her crazy, controlling significant other that she is having a boring outing and not cheating on her crazy, controlling significant other
Mendy asked to take a "proof selfie" after the boring-ass lunch, just so she could send it to Joe, so he wouldn't homicide her when she got home